What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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