- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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