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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

heat!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

I was so fat I went on a diet

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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