A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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