- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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