- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Knock knock

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Your so gay, that you like men!

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

the midget went to the midget store

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

White men's rights

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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