What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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