- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Dumbledore dies.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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