Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

the redsox

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

I work at jcpenny

Women can vote? WTF

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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