- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Latvia isn't a joke

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Abortion.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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