What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Diarrhea

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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