We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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