I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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what the hell happened to your face

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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