So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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