What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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