What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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