- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Obama.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

whats annoying and black? black people

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What rhymes with you? You.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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