- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

what the hell happened to your face

A BABY seal walks into a club

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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