Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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