- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Knock knock

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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