What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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