A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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