What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Dick Chaney

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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what the hell happened to your face

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Obama 2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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