- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

I went to the store and I fell

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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