Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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make me a sandwich!

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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America Votes

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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