Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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