Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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