- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Oh, right

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

The Colts this year.