- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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