- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Me Neither.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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