Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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