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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Who invented apple? God

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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