why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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ejaculation JLR

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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