Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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