- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

scientology.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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