Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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why girl die cancer

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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