How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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