- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Call of Duty is a good game.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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