- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Barack Obama.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

womens rights.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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