Ready for something funny? nothing

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

You were born.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

ejaculation JLR

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Matt is a Duster!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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