Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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this is not a drill.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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