- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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