What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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You were born.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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