- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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