What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ejaculation JLR

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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