Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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