What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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