- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Women's Rights Movement

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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