- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Whats 9+10? 19

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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