- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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