Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Sarah Palin

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Dick Chaney

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nick toth

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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