Why? Because racecar.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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nick toth

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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