Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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make me a sandwich!

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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