- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What rhymes with you? You.

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