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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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whats black. an african american person

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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