What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Women's rights.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Sarah Palin

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Knock knock

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Dick Chaney

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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