What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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