What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Dick Chaney

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Why? Because racecar.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Jesus

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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