poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Dick Chaney

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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i was molested.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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