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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Swag.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Dick Chaney

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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