Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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i was molested.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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what is not funny? This joke.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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