Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

live or die you decide to late time to die

thumb_up thumb_down -34

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

thumb_up thumb_down -132

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

thumb_up thumb_down +115

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

thumb_up thumb_down +65

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

a Jew had a small nose

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

thumb_up thumb_down -1

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops