Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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