what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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make me a sandwich!

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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America Votes

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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88

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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