Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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women's rights

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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