Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

black people

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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