- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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